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Blue Vomit, Bare Bums, and a Bit of Magic

21 Epic Lessons Learned Trying, but Never Achieving, the Perfect Disneyland Vacation

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Blue Vomit, Bare Bums, and a Bit of Magic

By: Wally Davis
Narrated by: Maxwell Glick
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Summary

Disneyland is an American icon, the pinnacle of magic and joy, the crown jewel of the American family vacation. It spews wonder, magic, and happiness upon all who don mouse ears and enter its cheerful gates. This is all true unless you are a member of the Davis family. Then it spews vomit, diarrhea, and a dose or two of bad luck, even when appropriately donning mouse ears.

Blue Vomit, Bare Bums, and a Bit of Magic hilariously weaves the story of one family as they try desperately on three different Disneyland vacations to create that one magical “the kids will remember this forever”-style vacation, but are greeted each time by epic failures.

Whether it is eating vomit, dealing with terrible hotels, or defecating in public, they just cannot buy a break no matter how hard they try. Through their countless misadventures, they learn valuable lessons and are ultimately able to find moments of joy in trying, but never achieving, the perfect Disneyland vacation.

©2020 Michael Davis (P)2022 Michael Davis
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