Titres dans Fiction humoristique

COMME TU LE SAIS, mon nom est Samuel, PAS LOUSEUR, et aujourd’hui j’ai appris que j’étais victime d’un mot que je ne connaissais même pas : CONSPIRATION ! Je l’ai GOOGLÉ tout de suite, et c’est EXACTEMENT ça !!! C’est à croire que ce mot a été inventé JUSTE pour moi. Je suis certain qu’un jour, ma photo sera placée juste à coté de sa définition. OH YES !

Was that CROCKY-WOCK galumphing up the stairs? Is STINGALING hiding in your bed? And what foul fate has PIGGY planned for Farmer Bland? WARNING! This book contains wickedly funny verse, prickly surprises and the most despicable creatures you could ever hope (not) to meet.

Mr Hoppy really loves his neighbour Mrs Silver, and Mrs Silver really loves her tortoise, Alfie. Oh, if only Mr Hoppy could perform some great feat that would make him a hero in her eyes! Then one day an amazing idea rushes into his head. With the help of a magical spell, some cabbage leaves and one hundred and forty tortoises, can shy Mr Hoppy win Mrs Silver's heart?

From Jack in the Beanstalk, Goldilocks and the Three Bears to Little Red Riding Hood and the Three Little Pigs, wicked beasts, brazen crooks and a ghastly giant star in these hilarious nursery rhymes with BITE!

Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man who always has bits of cornflake and sardine in his beard. Mrs Twit is scheming and sly and always thinking of the next horrible trick to play on her husband. The Twits are so ghastly and evil that they even keep Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family captive in their garden. But not for much longer! The monkeys are planning to trick the terrible Twits so that they can escape and put a stop to the frightful pair once and for all!

One night, Spike creeps downstairs in his pyjamas to find that his granny has turned into a dinosaur – Grannysaurus! There are dinosaurs boogying in the living room. With Brontosaurus, Stegosaurus and Giganotosaurus, it’s a dino disco! Spike wants to stay up and party too! How will Grannysaurus ever get him back to bed? Perhaps her next guest, Tyrannosaurus Rex, can help?

Burglar Bill gets more than he bargained for, while robbers plan a Christmas Eve crime that Officer Pugh must do his best to thwart, in this audio collection.

Weil er für einen Teufel viel zu lieb ist, wird Luzifer junior von seinem Vater auf die Erde geschickt. Ob er bei uns hier oben lernt, wie man richtig böse wird? Zombie-Apokalypse in Sankt Fidibus. Direktor Hasenfuß ist über die Ferien zum Untoten mutiert. Schlimm genug! Denn Zombies sind wahnsinnig ansteckend. Schon bald sehen sich Luzie und seine Freunde einer Horde wilder Zombielehrer gegenüber. Aber wie macht man daraus wieder ordentliche Pädagogen? Denn die hätten sie schon gerne zurück!

Miss Lazar, the janitor, likes to dance around the school with a mop. She has a secret room in the basement where she keeps the bad kids, and she's the weirdest custodian in the world.

Olivia is a vegetarian. Ivy is a vampire. And they're twins?!? Ever since Olivia discovered that her long-lost twin sister, Ivy, is a vampire, she's been soaking up everything Ivy will tell her about Franklin Grove's vampire community. It's all top secret, and Olivia's sworn that she'll never tell another soul. But now, nosy tabloid reporter Serena Star is snooping around. As she gets closer and closer to the truth, it's up to Ivy and Olivia to throw her off track. This is one fangtastic news story that can't get out!

It's all fun and games until somebody ends up in the pound. It's been a busy few days for the Head of Ranch Security, what with routine patrols and not-so-routine combat with headless monsters. When the dust settles, Hank decides to take a break from duty and visit his sister in town.

The winner of numerous awards for children’s fiction, Dan Gutman presents the third tale from his delightfully silly My Weird School series. Second-grader A.J. thinks Mrs. Roopy, the librarian, might be the strangest teacher at his school. The students believe she keeps appearing fully dressed as characters from books, like Johnny Appleseed and Little Miss Muffet. But every time a new character surfaces, Mrs. Roopy insists she was home sick that day!

Madame Isabelle est une enseignante un peu magicienne. Dans sa classe, chaque élève peut vivre une aventure dans la peau du personnage de son choix. Zoé, elle, rêve de devenir archéologue… Sa mission : découvrir des trésors qui… ahhh… non… Zoé et son ami Victor doivent vite fuir une momie, décrypter des hiéroglyphes et déjouer un sphinx. Il faut être prêt à surmonter les embûches pour réaliser ses rêves. Mais l’aventure en vaut la peine, surtout entouré de bons amis !

Pumuckl und der Nikolaus: Die Weihnachtszeit ist angebrochen. Meister Eder erzählt Pumuckl vom Nikolaus. Der Pumuckl glaubt, dass der Nikolaus nur zu Kindern, aber nicht zu Kobolden kommt und spielt Meister Eder freche Streiche. Vor lauter Übermut treibt er es immer toller. Bis es plötzlich an der Tür klopft: Der Nikolaus will wissen, ob der Pumuckl auch immer brav war!

Snöfrid auf Mission im Tal der Riesen: Björns Großtante Betsy feiert runden Kauz-Geburtstag. Und natürlich begleitet Snöfrid seinen allerbesten Kumpel dorthin. Doch bei der Familiensause werden die drei Riesenkäuze vermisst. Sie reagieren einfach nicht auf Snöfrids Rufen. Als auch noch der Pott, ein wertvolles Ausstellungsstück aus der Riesen-Pott-Burg, verschwindet, ist schnell klar, dass wieder einmal ein handfestes Abenteuer auf Snöfrid wartet. Und das führt ihn in einen völlig unbekannten Winkel des Nordlands: in das Tal der Riesen. Dort gehen noch mehr höchst merkwürdige Dinge vor sich.

Erin Johnson’s thirteenth birthday unfolds like any other day, from her mom’s quirky and embarrassing choice of outfit to racing her nemesis, Trevor Jin, to the best seat in class—front row, center. But her gifts this year include something very out of the ordinary: magical powers.

Armpit and X-Ray are living in Austin, Texas. It is three years since they left the confines of Camp Green Lake Detention Centre and Armpit is taking small steps to turn his life around. He is working for a landscape gardener because he is good at digging holes, he is going to school and he is enjoying his first proper romance, but is he going to be able to stay out of trouble when there is so much building up against him?

À L’ÉCOLE, JE SUIS DEVENU UN GENRE DE VEDETTE ! Tout le monde m’appelle HOLLYBOY, c’est te dire.... Même les profs trippent sur moi. Ils ont organisé une séance d’autographes pour que je puisse signer les journaux intimes des élèves. STEVEN LOUSEUR en a fait BEAUCOUP TROP pour moi. Il est allé TROP LOIN avec sa gang, je te le dis. Il faut que tu lises ce journal !

Before Shrek made it big on the silver screen, there was William Steig's Shrek!, a book about an ordinary ogre who leaves his swampy childhood home to go out and see the world. Ordinary, that is, if a foul and hideous being who ends up marrying the most stunningly ugly princess on the planet is what you consider ordinary.

Are you afraid of the dark? Stella Batts never thought she was. In fact she's not feeling afraid of anything right now. She's just excited. Her class read the most books out of every class in school. The prize is a sleepover in the library. What could be better than that? Everyone is in pajamas, even the teachers. The kids break off into groups to go on a scavenger hunt. That's when Stella finds a really old book by an author who is also named Stella B. Though the subject matter is nothing this Stella would ever write about.