Join us as we navigate the chaos of the holiday season, from unexpected calendar realizations to hectic moving timelines. In this episode, we dive into our somewhat lackluster holiday activities, including a spontaneous trip to the locally famous Gingerbread Lane and neighborhood light tours. We reminisce about our annual tradition of watching Snoopy on Ice at Knott's Berry Farm, discussing everything from the entertaining (yet sometimes underwhelming) ice skating performances to the classic Christmas narratives they've incorporated over the years. From hilarious memories of headbanging Woodstock puppets to unexpected moments of Jesus-themed grandeur, we share our fondest memories and critiques of this quirky holiday show. Tune in as we discuss past numbers we miss, like the seductive reindeer ladies, and our thoughts on possibly revisiting Snoopy on Ice next Christmas. Don't miss out on our laughter-filled holiday reflections, complete with sidebar conversations on bizarre holiday movies and themed pajamas!

Join us in this anxiety-fueled episode as we delve into Kristen's unconventional fear of the Grinch and our Grinchmas adventures at Universal Studios Hollywood. From early morning drinks to dodging Who interactions we navigate the festive chaos and share our thoughts on the best holiday food offerings, which is obviously the doughnut. As always we get sidetracked with things that have nothing to do with the topic like parade tangents, weird holiday traditions, and a possible friendship ending fight about the difference between a hot dog and a corn dog. Will we survive Grinchmas? Listen to find out.

Join us as we unravel our experiences watching the Wicked movie adaptation. Get ready for a spicy debate on why we think Defying Gravity is the Beyoncé of Wicked songs and why Jeff Goldblum might have been better off staying in Jurassic Park. Did Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo leave us spellbound or disappointed? We tackle the steampunk aesthetic, dream about Antonio Banderas as the wizard, and ponder if we missed the actual plot somewhere between bathroom breaks. Whether you're a Wicked groupie or a confused moviegoer, dive into our unfiltered critique to decide if this adaptation should fly high or crash land. Spoiler: we might have read the books but don’t really remember the part where goats start a revolution. Buckle up for a wickedly funny ride!

In this episode, we dive into the world of collections, from an astonishing personal collection of 55,000 vintage dresses to Kristen's own array of coffee mugs and Haunted Mansion memorabilia(And Alyssa's lack thereof). Join us as we discuss Kristen's favorite collections, the thrill of estate sales, and our polyester filled visit to the 55,000 Dresses sale. We explore the peculiar charm of vintage shopping, the impracticality of our finds, and how these collections bring joy (and a bit of clutter) into our lives. Plus, get an inside look at the weird world of dress hunting and the freinds(?) we made along the way.

In this episode, we recount our night at the historical Queen Mary in Long Beach CA, an experience that promised ghostly encounters but delivered a magic show instead. Join us as we discuss the historical significance of the Queen Mary, our outfits for the event, and our high hopes that were ultimately dashed by a theatrical séance lacking in actual paranormal activity. From expensive tickets to unmet expectations, we delve into every detail of our evening, including the hilarious moments of trying to spot ghosts and the overall disappointment. Will we ever return to the Queen Mary for another event? Listen to find out!

Ever wondered what happens when we're let loose on our own? Join us for a recap of our solo shenanigans! From Sacramento's scarce goth hideouts and a Victorian funeral dessert party to a nearly impossible cornfield maze and a hilariously bad pirate dinner show. We'll dish on overpriced Costco desserts disguised as Victorian delicacies, sensual vampires, and the world's most random Disney parade. Whether it's debating the best Victorian funeral class dessert or navigating a maze armed only with bad sense of direction and stubbornness, this episode is packed with random tangents and awkward moments.

Halloweekend Adventures: From Delusion to Disappointment

Join us in our latest episode as we delve into our Halloween madness, starting from the moment Halloween merch hits the shelves in July. We recount our cherished tradition of 'Halloweekend,' the ultimate spooky celebration packed into one weekend. Sadly, this year left us questioning if we're outgrowing some of our favorite haunts. From braving the infamous 'Delusion' interactive play to a lackluster experience at Knott's Scary Farm, we're left yearning for something new. We also share tales from Roger's Garden, a cult favorite among Instagrammers, and highlights like Cinespia at Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Tune in to uncover our full weekend escapade and get ready to share your own spooky suggestions for next year! 00:00 Introduction to Halloweekend 00:56 The Origins of Halloweekend 01:50 Preparing for the Big Weekend 02:24 The Stress of Hosting 03:58 The Alyssa Itinerary 05:28 Travel and Arrival 07:49 McDonald's Breakfast Tradition 10:26 First Activity: BJ's Spooky Pazookie 20:59 Evening Event: Delusion 33:33 Roger's Garden Experience 41:06 Finding Joy in Public Embarrassment 41:29 Navigating Society's Expectations 41:48 Goth Life Adjustments 42:18 Cinespia: Movies at the Cemetery 43:57 The Challenges of LA Driving 45:42 Cinespia Preparation and Experience 55:23 Goodfellas Cafe Adventure 58:30 Nose Plugs and Not Scary Farm 01:12:33 Reflecting on Halloween Activities 01:15:03 Looking Forward to Next Year

Buckle up dawgs, it’s a long one. Join us for our long winded recap of our first real friendship trip to Salem. From navigating travel nightmares, including lost luggage and bad airport food, to exploring Salem's rich history and mystic charm, our trip had it all. We dive into our detailed itinerary, hitting must-visit spots like the Witch Museum, ghost tours, and infamous Hocus Pocus locations. Take a behind-the-scenes look at our enchanting witch photoshoots, unexpected fortune-telling experiences, and the joy of crafting a $300 broomstick. Perfect for anyone wanting to experience Salem's charm, history, and vibes through the eyes of unwell people!

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